when straight people start talking
why is one girl missing an eye tho
shes keepin an eye out for selener
when u come home from school and take ur makeup off
i don’t trust people who are super into “proper grammar” and “correct punctuation” because what lies just beyond that smug superiority is some sinister classism that gets acutely racist in a red hot minute, so for similar reasons I’m instantly wary of anyone who takes great pride in their love of “logic” and “intellect”
what the fuck
I promise to never unfollow you for posting excessive selfies. Selfie on, you beautiful self-confident tumblr users.
when you hear everyone flipping to the next page but youre still on question 2
In Cars 2 one of the racecars mentions their mother. And then the racecar waves to his mother in the audience. One automobile birthed another automobile.
When Mater tries to convince a car that he is not a spy, he says “I’m not a spy. my specialty is towing and salvage”. The car…
When you’re smarter than most of the boys who try to keep up with you and you’re not afraid to demonstrate it, bitch is the word they like to use to make sure you don’t raise your hand in class anymore
When you’ve had sex with someone else and you won’t with another guy, slut or…
Today in a debate I told the entire class the friendzone doesn’t exist and three boys gasped like I told them their parents had died
Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
According to the Internet, this is what Europeans think breakfast in America is like.
Are you implying that it isn’t
let’s play “how many times can my OTP look at each other like that without kissing until I throw a chair at my TV”