Do gay people even eat fast food?
drawing-bored:

in their defense, nobody at fox news can count higher than 100.

drawing-bored:

in their defense, nobody at fox news can count higher than 100.

beedomi:

CONGRATS ON UR GIRLFRIENDS

shephards:

apriki:

sometimes when i’m sitting on a plane i look around me and think

is this a group of people in need of redemption whose lives have all previously intertwined and who will find peace with one another in purgatory

#’i wonder who they have murdered’ #’i wonder who are the other two members of my love triangle’ #’i hope the mystical time travelling island we land on has wifi’

realityexistsinmymind:

stereofeathers:

whatismgmt:

Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life

yeah but I never get around to it

idk if this is funny or sad

peircethebvbjackie:

•BISEXUALITY IS NOT A PHASE

•FEMINISM IS NOT ABOUT BEING BETTER THAN MEN

•RAPE IS NOT ENJOYABLE

•SEXUALITY IS NOT A CHOICE

•ANXIETY IS NOT “CUTE”

•EATING DISORDERS ARE NOT A BODY TYPE

oknope:

can we skip this whole “college” thing and go straight and go to the part where i have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling?

Me in 5th grade: I will never smoke or drink or do any drugs ever
Me now: I probably wouldn't do meth

hooddoggy:

person: chris watch out! youre about to get your crocs wet!

me: I KNOW! its OK! crocs are made from a foam resin called croslite, which is made out of a polymer called ethylene-vinyl acetate! so theyre completely water proof!

laura: are you so incapable of caring...?
carmilla: here's cocoa and a gift
laura: i can't sleep
carmilla: lemme help u
laura: wanna go out
carmilla: ... yes?
carmilla: i can't tell u everything i'll loose my mystery
laura: tell me
carmilla: 'k here's the last 3 centuries
carmilla: ima go i'm scared
laura: i'm scared too
carmilla: 'k ima stay
laura: clean the shower
carmilla: 'k
laura: i failed my first test
carmilla: if i was ur TA i'd have helped you out but here i'll be funny so u'll stop being sad
aka Carmilla -notwhippedtomywife- Karnstein & her tiny gay room mate.

rouxx:

Hairspray Music (part 1)

alright-keep-your-vagina-on:

Naomi + Emily - Text Posts