my anaconda don’t want none unless ur gonna pay my college funds
Be more adorable.
basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”
films with teens driving around the city at night and falling in love with each other to cool soundtracks would be great if they weren’t all so damn heterosexual where’s my fuckin mediocre lesbian indie movie with shitty rock music and and they fall in love and wear each other’s hoodies where the FUCK is my FUCKGjng
"fuck yeah heterosexuality" whats next.. fuck yeah flavorless oatmeal.. fuck yeah khaki shorts… fuck yeah dandelions without any of the seeds on them so they’re just really ugly shitting up your lawn
'what do you want for your birthday?'
After 10 years of hearing kitchen, sandwich, driving, fake geek girls, being physically weak, and PMS Jokes. I do not care about hurting the feelings of boys with (stereotypically masculine)jokes.
ya hes cute…….but is he conscientious of the social inequalities and corruption in hierarchies of power that plague this world
Obama on gay adoption
yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy
Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.
That fact isn’t very fun
sure matching underwear is cute but matching black underwear makes me feel powerful
tbh i think straight girls appreciate girls more than straight boys do
Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk